What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
For nearly 70 years, a set of fossilized bones was thought to mark the first human steps on Japanese...
It’s only accurate if you are either severely brain damaged or, even worse, a Trump supporter. You s...
There are four heavens in this universe, owned by the alien nephilims. The closet heaven to the eart...
“Skibidi Ohio" is a fusion of the viral Skibidi Toilet meme and the "Only in Ohio" meme, both known...
Proust's earlier works include a collection of short stories and poems, “Les Plaisirs et les jours”,...
Wasn’t a bachelorette party, this was a birthday party at a club with male strippers. This is my gir...
Actor Harris Yulin, best known for his wide-ranging film roles across drama and comedy, has died at...
I’m aware you’ve received many answers already, some of them not very polite. I don’t know if your o...
The revamped FIFA Club World Cup is here, beginning this North American Summer of Soccer. And unlike...
I don't shower every day. I don't need to. I don't sweat much, never have. Two or three showers a we...
I want to express my true feelings n love for u i have but everytime i get ready to ur talking about...